"You're As Crazy as the People on Twitter: We Don't All Look Alike"

Who hasn't lived through this moment? I have seen it happen to people across all racial and ethnic groups. When the two people look somewhat alike, it makes sense. When they don't, you end up wanting to yell, "We don't all look alike?" Samuel L. Jackson handled this with humor and class, and got to the point. If you're going to confuse us, I hope you confuse them. Features within a race aren't so similar that you cannot tell people apart, unless they actually look alike!

And seriously, I've heard people confuse white actors. Hire me news stations, and it will make up for this! Ben Affleck? Matt Damon? Casey? Eh….they all the same.

But why does this guy keep talking about spankings????